"Franz Kafka Airport" is one of my favorite Onion bits
The Cube desktop 3D home printer by 3D Systems
Putting this on the Xmas list!
MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.
I REPEAT, MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.
DO NOT PRINT A DILDO!
Even the best 3D printers have tiny gaps for bacteria at least, and can cause tiny cuts at worst.
Print a dildo mould and fill it with latex.
Unless you’re printing tiny dildos to put in a bag so when someone is a jerk you can throw tiny dicks at them and tell them to “go eat a dick”. Then by all means, print tiny dicks.
Wizardstan dropping some knowledge
A Cruel Angel’s Thesis on a cracked-out Game Boy. I’m not really sure how to apologize for this.
Written in LSDJ on a Nintendo Game Boy. Recorded and mastered in Audacity.
rotties vs pug.
pug takes all.
"It’s too late," they said.
"He can’t be saved," they said.
Well I’ll show ‘em.
Baby is ready to save his man.
That’s Megatron in gun-mode strapped to his back.